Dear Blog,
I'm sorry I've let it come to this. Occasional flings, no phone calls, one night stands...I'm going to have to try better to make this relationship work, aren't I? I'll give it to you straight, I've been seeing someone else for the last month. I know, I hate to admit this to you, but I must. You see, this other being is taller, darker, more flesh-like, and has bright green eyes, instead of the filmy-gray you possess...and when it comes to spending time with you or him, hands down, he wins. But now that he has left me again for Carol (law-slang that they call their study desks), we can probably get together more often. What do you say? How bout lunch tomorrow? I'll try and make it up to you.
Love, Ashley